I know it's been done before, but, being a new father, I can't resist. Here's a list of some ways that pregnancy and childbirth is like unto the second coming of Christ.
- Just when you think it's finally about to happen, you enter a new stage of waiting.
- While you're waiting, you have work to do.
- Things are going to get more intense and painful before it's over.
- It's the end of the world as you know it, and the beginning of another.
- He comes to be lord of your life.